Oke..jadi gini ceritanya..kemaren aku trima undangan dari teman kuliah, Abdul namanya. Dia rencananya merit sama pacarnya, Rosi. Dan sampe tadi pagi dicek juga masih Rosi.Masih waras brarti.Mereka merit di gedung di Jalan Veteran, dekat perempatan Jalan Pahlawan. Namanya Gedung Borobudur. Di dekat perempatan itu di jalan Pahlawan juga ada gedung, Rimba Graha namanya. La kemarin pas motor butut tersayangku diparkir clingukan nih, kok ga ada yang kenal? Sebodo amat, salaman aja sama si pengantennya. Pas sampe di panggung..'set...si Abdul ganteng gini yak?kok beda?' kayanya si penganten itu juga sama bingungnya sih,tapi berhubung dah nyumbang sepuluh rebu perak ya udah,makan aja sama ngembat supenir..lumayan kan?
Sampe di gedung Borobudur aku crita sama si Abdul kalo kesasar dan jawabannya melegakan hati ; "Oalah mbul..bodo kok ora ilang ilang..". Yah..cepet beranak yah,kalian!Dah pacaran sejak kuliahan ya keterusan mpe sekarang.
Omong omong masalah kuliah, tadi temen ngegameku ada yang mau masuk kuliah juga di liverpool university. Claire namanya. Dan seperti biasa, aku nambahin masalah daripada nyelesaikan masalah....
Claire : guess what? im officially off to university tomorrow! I'm very scared! What if my roomates don't like me? What if I don't like them? Also, where the hell is my acceptance letter??? apparantly i need it when i get there and i havnt seen it in weeks! eek!
Me : speak about football and family. dont being pervert.dont fart.dont burp.smile.dont forget to brush yer teeth.dont forget to take a bath.ask where did yer roommates comes from.and since u in liverpool talk about liverpool fc an the beatles.dont wear dirty underwear.clean up yer socks
Claire :i didnt do any of those things and im a social outcast :(
Me : ouuu dats touch my heart.. lemme hug you..no wait..u havent brush yer teeth yet and u smells bad
Claire: Yet?i did on thursday!lol...so okay talk about it.my friends said just talk about liverpool team was the best team in the world he sure ill get on fine everyones nervous starting sumthin new and pass that after a couple of mins and ill hav the best experience of ur life
Me :yes..dats what everyone sez to me. then my GPA hit the rock bottom,and im once bein suspended in one class for bring a lil note to the test...yah go me..whatever :p
Claire: YOURE NOT HELPING!!!
Me : ah okay...umm..heres another tip, Beat the crap out of someone on the 1st day, that way everyone will respect you....Oh wait that's prison Oh well - Uni... Prison... Same thing. Have fun anyway
Claire : gulp
Knapa semua anak kuliahan baru ngrasa minder pas mau masuk uni?heran deh?prasaan aku dulu ya tetap ndableg...kuliah bolos, ujian nyontek, IP jeblok..ah..masa masa indah....
Best regards,
[Dito - King of... ya know - stuff.]
