Ini biasanya dinyanyiin pas mabok bareng di pub dan ga ada bahan omongan....


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Tahukah anda bahwa ikan paus berada diambang kepunahan? Tahukah anda berapa ekor ikan paus yang dimakan manusia demi memuaskan hasrat pribadi manusia?

SELAMATKAN IKAN PAUS SEKARANG JUGA

TUNJUKKAN KASIH SAYANG ANDA

wasalam

English	I Love You
Albanian	Une Te Dua
Arabic	Ana Bhibbik
Catalan	Testimo Molt
Chinese	Wo Ai Ni
Eskimo	Nagligivaget
Finnish	Mina Rakkastan Sinua
French	Je T'aime
German	Ich Liebe Dich
Greek	S'Agapo
Hawaiian	Aloha Wau la Oe
Hebrew	Ani Ohev Otakh
Hungarian	Se Ret Lay
Irish	Thaim In Grabh Leat
Italian	Ti Amo
Japanese	Ai Shite Imasu
Maltese	ien Inhobbok
Persian	Du Stet Daram
Romanian	Te iubesc
Russian	Ya Lyublyu Tyebya
Spanish	Te Amo
Swedish	Jag Alskar Dig
Turkish	Seni Seviyorum
Indonesian	RESE LO!

Hmm...balik ke tahun 80an semasa musik metal masih berjaya dengan semua kemetalannya, waktu itu ada Stryper, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, God Bless, dan seabrek kroco lainnya...
Postingan ini terinspirasi dari sebuah video klip heavy metal jadul yang nceritain tentang seorang putri yang ditawan seorang naga dan diselamatkan oleh seekor ksatria. Lupe yang nyanyi sape, tapi coba bikin endingnya sesuai aliran-aliran musik metal....

* POWER METAL
Sang Pangeran datang mengendarai unicorn (kambing bermata satu dan berbibir dower kalau anda ga ngerti unicorn itu apaan), menyelamatkan Sang Putri dari Naga, dan menikah di sebuah hutan ditemani ribuan kupu-kupu dan permadani bunga yang terhampar.


* HEAVY METAL
Sang Pangeran datang naik Harley, nenggak bir oplosan, bunuh si Naga pake pisau komando, dan langsung nyuruh Sang Putri nungging, dan berkata "I'll be back"setelah selesai gituan.


* DANGDUT METAL
Sang Pangeran datang dengan sekelompok orang aneh yang memainkan akordeon, harmonika, kendang, seruling, dan beberapa penari latar dengan kaos you can see yang memamerkan udel di perut berlemak mereka, dan Si Naga jatuh pingsan setelah keasikan joget denger lagu Keong Racun selama 10 jam nonstop. Mereka semua langsung pergi....tanpa Sang Putri.


* THRASH METAL
Sang Pangeran datang dengan mengendarai Naga impoten, membunuh Naga penyandera dengan kapak perangnya, menguliti mayat naga dan dimakan mentah-mentah, memperkosa Sang Putri sampai mati, merampok semua harta mereka, dan membumihanguskan istana sebelum dia pergi.


* DEATH METAL
Sang Pangeran datang, membunuh si Naga, berdiri mematung di depan Sang Putri dan berkata "YOU ARE NEXT!!" sambil menunjuk idung dan nempeleng sang Putri, lalu pergi.


* BLACK METAL
Sang Pangeran datang saat tengah malam, membunuh si Naga, mancang kepala si Naga didepan istana. Dia menyodomi sang Putri, meminum darahnya dalam sebuah ritual aneh, dan memancang kepala Sang Putri di depan istana, berjejeran dengan kepala Naga.


* RAP METAL
Sang Pangeran datang, meneriakkan kata-kata yang ga ada seorang pun yang teu apa artinya selama 5 menit, trus cabut sambil triak "YO!YO!UH HUH..UH HUH!"...


* DOOM METAL
Sang Pangeran datang, depresi melihat betapa gedenya si Naga dan berpikir bahwa dia gak akan bisa melawan si naga. Dia lalu nenggak baygon, dan si Naga menyantap dia dan Sang Putri untuk makan malam. Begitulah akhir yang menyedihkan...kecuali si Naga yang sedikit bertambah gemuk besoknya...


* GOTHIC METAL
Sang Putri berdandan dengan baju kulit item dan pake maskara kebanyakan sampe dia klilipen, dan menyanyi dalam nada soprano. Sang Pangeran mengambil gitar listriknya dan bergabung bersama sang Putri. Sang Naga bosen dan menyantap mereka untuk makan malam, tapi sayangnya dia keselek gitar dan ikut mati. Jiwa mereka semua dibakar di Neraka selamanya.


* PROGRESSIVE METAL
Sang Pangeran datang dan memainkan solo gitar selama 26 menit. Si Naga gantung diri saking bosennya. Sang Pangeran masuk kamar Sang Putri dan memainkan solo dengan semua teknik yang dia pelajari dari buku Cara Bermain Gitar yang dia beli dari pasar loak. Sang Putri kabur dan berharap Sang Pangeran HEAVY METAL datang menyelamatkan dia dari gitaris gila ini.


* INDUSTRIAL METAL
Sang Pangeran datang dengan makeup aneh dan pakaian penuh rantai, mengacungkan jari tengahnya pada Sang Putri dan Si Naga, dan digeret keluar oleh pihak keamanan.


* SPEED METAL
Tau tau terdengar solo yang singkat,drum menghentak keras, Si Naga bingung, seseorang menjerit aneh, sang putri kebisingan, dan tau tau selesai. Sampai posting ini ditulis, Sang Putri dan Si Naga masih bingung nyari siapa pelakunya.


* HIP METAL
Sang Pangeran datang, SI Naga ketawa abis ngliat jenggot aneh si Pangeran dan mempersilahkan masuk Sang Pangeran. Dia nyopet semua perhiasan Sang Putri, dan miloks istana dengan nama gengnya sebelum cabut.


* BATTLE METAL
Sang Pangeran datang dengan sepasukan infantri berpedang, kereta perang, dan ksatria berbaju zirah, dan segerombolan penyihir dan mulai berperang dengan Naga yang mengamuk selama 10 hari 10 malam. Sang Putri bosen dan main bola di PS


* NU METAL
Sang Pangeran datang naik Honda Civic 90an yang baru saja dipermak ala MTV Pimp My Ride, dan bertarung dengan Naga pakai Uzi-nya. Baru 5 menit pertarungan berlangsung ketika celana baggy tololnya kesulut api si Naga dan lari terbirit-birit. Sang Putri ngambil Honda Civicnya dan alih profesi sebagai model pakaian renang dengan Naga sebagai Manajernya.

Ada suatu makalah yang sama sekali mungkin bisa dipercaya yang pernah saya baca yang mengatakan bahwa 80% ide yang kita peroleh didapat ketika anda berada di wese.

Kejadiannya seperti ini:

1. Buka pintu kamar mandi
2. Lihat kondisi wese
3. Duduk
4. Merokok bila anda perokok
5. Baca koran bila anda bukan perokok
6. Keajaiban mulai terjadi ; "hmmm..ini mesti gini trus itu mesti gitu"
7. Beol
8. Bersihin bemper
9. Cuci tangan
10. Keluar dari kamar mandi
11. Masuk kamar
12. Catet catet catet

Gitu de

Nama:_____________________ Geng:________________________

1. Pepeng memiliki AK47 dengan satu (1) magasin edngan 30 peluru .Bila Pepeng meleset 6 tembakan dari 10 upaya dan nembak 13 kali dalam sebuah mobil berkecepatan 100km/jam dan topeng yang ia pakai menghalangi jarak pandang hingga 50%, berapa orang anak geng lain yang bisa dia tembak sebelum dia harus ganti magasin?

2. Jika Yakop memiliki 1 kilo kokain dan menjual 8 paket ke Pepeng seharga Rp 4juta dan 2 gram ke Bambang seharga Rp500ribu, berapa kenaikan/penurunan harga pasar di diskotik berkapasitas 100 orang tempatnya berjualan?

3. Iwan memiliki 3 PSK. Bila harga untuk pelayanan kilat Rp100ribu, berapa pelayanan singkat yang harus Iwan perintahkan untuk melunasi utang Rp8 jutanya pada pemilik kontrakan?

4. Pepeng ingin memotong paketan 0.5 kg heroin untuk memperoleh 20% keuntungan. berapa banyak potongan yang harus dilakukan?

5. Yakop memperoleh Rp 10juta untuk nyolong BMW, Rp5 juta untuk nyolong pick up, dan Rp 1juta untuk nyolong angkot. Bila dia baru saja nyolong 2 BMW, dan 3 pickup, berapa angkot yang harus dia colong untuk bisa mendapat Rp100 juta?

6. Bambang dipenjara 10tahun karena kasus pembunuhan, dengan pembayaran Rp100juta. Bila istrinya menghabiskan Rp1 juta per bulan, berapa uang yang tersisa dan berapa tahun hukuman penjara yang akan ia terima lagi karena membunuh istrinya?

7. Bila 1 botol piloks bisa menutup area 1m2, dan rata rata 1 huruf adalah 1,25 m2, berapa huruf yang bisa ditulis oleh 3 botol piloks?

8. Iwan ngembat 5 cewek di gangnya dia. Bila ada 27 cewek di gengnya dia, berapa persentase cewek yang dia gebet?


Mohon Jangan Menyontek ya....